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ZOMG! I'm a zombie - 4/1/09

zombie dogI felt kind of funny last night but I didn't think much of it - I figured I'd just enjoyed too much bull penis bully stix or something.. so imagine my surprise when I woke up to discover a flesh-eating zombie doggie looking back at me from the mirror!

I'm an accepting kind of doggie and have been learning to adapt to this new change of lifestyle, but a few have asked how this could have happened? I'm certainly no expert, but I suspect it has something to do with Earth Hour the other night, where some persons shifted from earth-threatening electricity to earth-threatening battery power for about the length of a nice nap.. that began in places like Australia and then spread to the rest of the world as the sunshiney moved along

As I understand it, somebody didn't go back to normal electricity the right way or something, and the next thing you know there was a huge blackout in Sydney and zombies were running amok in that city.. I know it sounds like some silly April Fool joke, but this was real! For one thing, it happened in March

You can look up how it unfolded in Sydney on Twitter (go back a few hundred pages to see how widespread it got), and other reliable sources like PC World and The Wrap (note the tweet quoted there about killing zombies by "hitting them with repeated social media marketing tips" was really by my person neonplasma but some eejit doesn't know how to retweet properly)

Anyway, I figure the post-Earth Hour relighting-the-lights-gone-wrong traveled around the world just like Earth Hour did, but by the time the zombies wiped out Sydney, either nobody much cared since it was old news by then or they were busy fighting off and/or becoming zombies themselves to talk about it much

And then it finally arrived here on the left edge of North America, and I woke up like this.. I know I don't look as perfectly gorgeously beautiful as usual, but otherwise it's not so bad: being a canine type of zombie, flesh-eating comes naturally to me anyway, and in comparison with everything else, worrying about where I poop has become a very minor concern - as it should be

Happy bitey, everyone - and happy April Fool's Day!



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-Shaun (of the Dead)

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Victoria Stilwell 'It's Me or the Dog'
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Kate & Gin 'Britain's Got Talent' finals
Tina Humphrey & Chandi at Crufts 2007
Nora, the piano playing cat
Pete's Pond - African wildlife (streaming)
Roomba riding kitty
Why dogs really go outside

Lauren Bacall's (peculiar) papillon Sophie
Animal Planet: Papillons
Bouncy papillon *boing boing*
Papillon swims without water
Ricky Papillon wins Crufts 2009 Toys
Westminster 2009 papillon competition
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Belle, adventure papillon (and my sister)
Caplin the pet capybara
Daisy the curly cat, with fashions
Johann the Dog's blog
Loki the talking cat
Lou, Mama's Boy, fun doggie photo blog
Monkey Cat, supermodel with tortietude
Peanut Butter & Jenny, a funny pretty cat
Postmark Arabella, a smart & busy dog
Rosie & Cheeto's blog
Sadie Shih Tzu the social media puppy
Sansan Pups, home of Kaley Corgi
Sockington of New York Times fame
Splash the Lab's training diary
The World According to Misha Cat

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